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December 14th 2010

Walking Milo as usual and noticed pieces of paper scattered all along the half mile or so of the footpath. On closer inspection, the pieces sparkling with frost, weren’t a paperchase but the pages torn from a bible. Very odd.

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    • If River Tam did it, it’d have passages crossed out where all the inconsistencies and errors were.


      [Shepherd Book prepares a meal as he absentmindedly addresses River.]
      Book: What are we up to, sweetheart?
      River: Fixing your Bible.
      Book: I, um… What?
      [Pan over to River, who works on a book with pens, brushes, and loose pages.]
      River: Bible’s broken. Contradictions, false logistics… doesn’t make sense.
      Book: No, no. You—you can’t…
      River: So we’ll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God’s creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah’s ark is a problem.
      Book: Really?
      River: We’ll have to call it “early quantum state phenomenon”. Only way to fit 5,000 species of mammals on the same boat.
      . . .
      Book: River, you don’t… fix the Bible.
      River: It’s broken. It doesn’t make sense.

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